SCHUMAKER, bradley ernest

[bradley]

BRADLEY ERNEST SCHUMAKER.
you and i should meet.

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GAZE INTO HER KILLING JAR
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name: bradley ernest schumaker
age: nineteen
birthday: august 10th
band name: kickstart my heart
position: guitar/bass tech
play by: christofer drew ingle

LOOK IN MY EYES.

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likes: candy, anything with strings, tour, weed, smoking, laughter, nature, giving, singing, writing letters, leaving notes around for people
dislikes: technology, monotony, big businesses, cliches, predictability, being sick, [people wearing] fur, carnivores, cities, cell phones, math, drinking (he's a total lightweight), sunburning
habits: fidgeting, blushing, biting at his lip(ring) when nervous, squirming, humming, walking around barefoot, awkward giggling, using windows instead of doors, pressing any button that says 'try me', smoking
secrets: not a hundred percent sure about his sexuality...he imagines what it'd be like to kiss a boy o:
overall personality: "Well, as a general rule, I'm a likeable guy. I cheer people up, I can sing a nice happy song, I do pretty good at baking, and I've been known to happily give a hobo all my loose change. I'm a pretty forgiving dude, but more than that I think I kind of just push my best instincts away and keep going back and making bad decisions again and again...Not that I mind. I like knowing that I'm consistent, I think. In fact, I tend to be downright predictable sometimes. I'm a sweet guy, I forgive, I help, and yeah, people would probably take me for gay if they didn't hear the songs I write, ha. I, uh, also tend to be a bit socially awkward, especially around girls; I'm hecka modest and I'm waaay not used to being here just for venting about a broken heart, ya know? Uhhh, what else....Let's see, I'm a vegetarian, I'd be a vegan if it wasn't so dang hard to do while on tour, because animals are awesome and killing them is way icky. 'Cause really, how barbaric are we that we still need to kill and eat poor innocent animals in this day and age?! I'm kind of clueless when it comes to gadgets and stuff, I actually just got a cell phone this year. I know, I'm lame like that. It's kind of interesting because I use that T9 thing and tend to text without looking so sometimes it just sends unintelligible gibberish...Makes for interesting conversations. I like to save the environment, so I save energy and turn off lights whenever I leave a room and stuff...sorry if I turn it off while you're in the room, I can be scatterbrained like that. I collect a lot of random stuff, like colored pop tabs, and I always have a notebook with me. I'm kind of a sickly frail child, I dunno why, really, but like, I have allergies out the wazoo and I'm hypoglycemic and slightly anemic, and...just yeah, I'm the cutest walking disaster around.

Let's see...I'm pretty bad at reading facial expressions and nonverbal clues, but that kind of goes with the social awkwardness, yeah? I get pretty dang frustrated when people don't let me get a word in edgewise or when I fail, it's just that no one likes failure, right? I pick up a lot of really weird little quirks, sometimes temporary, sometimes not. What, you want some examples? Weelll, I like using a window if at all possible, even if the door's perfectly fine, I count all my steps for no apparent reason, I sneeze whenever I eat anything peppermint-y, I love pillow forts, I have my own awesome theme song I hum when the mood strikes, I mix sodas together if at all possible because it just seems a crime not to when you can! I like to wear glasses with no glass in them because it's just a fun little accessory. Also, I tend to be pretty clumsy, and sliding glass doors are my worst enemy. Overall, I'd say I'm everyone's favorite person, I'm very very easy to get along with, and even if I fail at talking to people I still cheer them up one way or another, if not, I'm a pretty entertaining person to just watch. You can go ahead and laugh, I know I'm funny, I like making people laugh, it's nice. But don't get me wrong, I can be a bit feisty...in play. Love, not war, bro. Leeeeet's seeeeee...I smoke, both cigs and weed, but nothing else, I'm hetero but I play around and joke a lot, it's odd how easy I can flirt with boys and not with girls...I'm playful, silly, and fun to be around. Yeah, I'm just everybody's favorite little gay non-gay hippie boy."

I'M AN ADDICT FOR DRAMATICS
i confuse the two for love

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mom: Elaine "Rainbow" Bryan Schumaker, 39, journalist/census taker
dad: Bradley Ricter Schumaker, artist/musician/steet performer/cook, 40
siblings: --
other important figures: his Siamese kitten Toast
overall history: "Well, I guess I should start with my birth, huh? That's a good place to start, haha. Well, I got all my veggie-lovin', hippietastic ways from my parents...Yup, they were (wait, were? I mean are, heh) hippies, and in fact, should you care to know I was concieved in the back of a blue Chevy van while they were touring with the Dead (that's the GRATEFUL Dead, should you be unfortunately in the dark). Yeah, tmi right? Nah, I'm actually proud of it, and they're proud of me for keeping the music-and-peace (and weed) loving legacy on. Anywho, they toured with the Dead all the way up until Jerry (Garcia) died and they broke up shortly after, I was about four, gah, so tragic...But anyway, they were really reluctant to put me in public school, but both of them had to face the harsh reality and get real jobs for the first time in like ten years, instead of selling necklaces and grilled cheese sandwiches on the Lot, so...Yeah, anyhow, I wound up all main-streamed and shiz, but luckily they couldn't beat the free spirit out of me with their hands-on-hips-fingers-on-lips-look-straight-ahead bullshit, so it's all good. In middle school I picked up a guitar, then a ukelele, a mandolin, banjo, anything with strings and a cool eclectic sound. I was everybody's friend in high school...well, actually, a lot of people kind of found me weird, and I'm a tad shy so I just kept my head down and smiled through it all. I graduated somehow even though truth be told I was high a fair amount of the time. I had some dilemna on what to do with my life--I really wasn't eager to go to college, and I'd sooner die than be in an office job. I met the band guys and gals and somehow I made it onto tour. I'm just a weird kid who somehow managed to stumble onto something waaay bigger than my silly little love song-singin' heart expected. And hey, no office job! Rad, yeah?"
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see jenna or emlyn :3

I DONT WANNA KNOW ABOUT EVIL

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i only wanna know about love[/color][/center]

name/alias: asho~
age: 16~
experience: 5-6 years?
password: a d m i n e d i t

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this was made by heather. lyrics came from tons of bands, so yeah. dont steal or she will send boo the ghost to eat your face and your mothers face.