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Fifteen Texts from Last Night:
15. Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
14. Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
13. I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
12. Technically my penis started a fight tonight
11. At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
10. Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
09. it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
08. Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
07. i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
06. he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
05. Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
04. You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
03. Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
02. I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
01. And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Fourteen favourite Songs:
14. Never Take Friendship Personal - Anberlin
13. Uneasy Hearts Weigh the Most – Dance Gavin Dance
12. Thanks For the Memories – Fall Out Boy
11. Oh Ellin - GOB
10. The Webs We Weave – Escape the Fate
09. Good Girls, Bad Guys – Falling in Reverse
08. Burning Hearts – Silverstein
07. Sex Life – D.R.U.G.S.
06. Small Town Dead – Bleeker Ridge
05. Bruises and Bitemarks – Good With Grenades
04. The End - Silverstein
03. Crawling – Linkin Park
02. No Reason – Sum 41
01. Vices – Silverstein
Thirteen favourite movie quotes:
13. “The world is so different in the daylight. In the dark, your fantasies get so out of hand. But in the daylight everything falls back into place again.” – Carnival of Sins
12. “Don’t you want to take a leap of faith? Or become an old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone?” – Inception
11. Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns. – The Breakfast Club
10. "I dunno what the hell’s in there, but it’s weird and pissed off, whatever it is." – the Thing
09. "It’s not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ‘ideas’, and ‘thinking’…" – Beauty and the Beast
08. "I don’t want to get you drunk, but, ah, that’s a very fine Chardonnay you’re not drinking." – American Psycho
07. "Why would I not understand the context? I am the context." – We need to talk about Kevin
06. “Yeah, it’s St. Patty’s Day, everyone’s Irish tonight. Why don’t you just pull up a stool and have a drink with us?” – Boondock Saints
05. “I don’t know if we each have a destiny, or if we’re all just floatin’ around accidental-like on a breeze. But I, I think maybe it’s both.” – Forest Gump
04. “I want you to hit me, as hard as you can.” – Fight Club
03. “You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.” – Fight Club
02. “Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.” – Easy A
01. “Then I’m going to hell, because it’s all my fault” – Bridge to Terabithia
Twelve things I Always have on me:
12. iPod
11. Cell phone
10. Cash
09. Credit Card
08. ID
07. Fake ID
06. Extra Headphones
05. a pen
04. Small notebook
03. Lighter
02. Dead ex-fiancé’s engagement ring on a silver chain
01. Brass Knuckles
Eleven self quotes:
11. “Sexual endeavours aside, I’m a strong believer in random acts of kindness. I’ll buy a girl a rose for no reason because she looks sad, or pay for the coffee of the guy behind me in the drive through … help an old lady with her groceries or pay a parking metre, stupid little things… you never know how much it’s going to affect a person”
10. “My parents named me after the month I was born in, did it with all my siblings. I’ve got a May, a January, and a November… I’m just glad I wasn’t born in July”
09. “I don’t like passive girls, I like someone whose got some balls on her… metaphorically speaking. I’ve got no problem with the gays… I just prefer my tacos to my hotdogs”
08. “I used to smoke a pack a day, it was killing me… and then she died and I just quit cold turkey. She always told me my habit was going to kill me, I just didn’t think it’d kill her instead”
07. “I carry around brass knuckles. Everywhere. You never know what kind of psycho is lurking in the corner. I’m proud to say I’ve never attacked a fan, but bar brawls get pretty nasty and if you win people got a tendency not to forget… it’s the vendettas that make me cautious”
06. “Drugs are bad. Don’t do them. Stay in school. Study and don’t get a detention. Actually, no, do whatever the fuck you want. Life is boring without a little danger”
05. “Don’t expect a relationship ladies, I’m married to the music”
04. “People keep trying to put a label on me, like I’m a brand of clothes. I’m not, you can’t label my music because it’s mine. If I decide I want to be acoustic, then decide to be metal and then skip over to pop-punk, that’s my choice… not yours”
03. “Is it corny that I want to get married and have a six kids? Like, one older guy who’s smart and good with numbers and people, and then a girl who’s totally fashion savvy, and like twins who are opposites and one plays Bass and the other plays guitar, and then two little girls, one to shred the drums and one to destroy the vocal chords… Hell, I’m planning on giving birth to a band complete with manager and stylist... or adopting”
02. “I don’t do relationships. Something always come around and fucks you two ways to Sunday in the end. Fate can be cruel like that. Is that corny? [laughs] Fate, destiny, karma, I believe in that shit… and it’s all true.”
01. “You don’t have the right to tell someone they should kill themselves. I mean seriously, what the hell? I don’t care what you think about ‘em. If you don’t like their personality, or looks, or sexuality, or religion, you don’t have to! That’s the greatest thing about choices [pauses] you have them. Causing someone to get to that point of their lives where they want to jump off a bridge isn’t a good thing, you’re trying to play god. What’s worse you pretty much pulled that trigger, or pressed the blade against their skin, or shoved the pills down their throat. Man, if you don’t like someone then just don’t be around them! How hard is that?!”
Ten Voicemails (16 years old – now):
10. “August [sobs] it’s your mom [sobs] please come home honey [sobs] something awful happened [sobs] You’re sister April… [starts sobbing uncontrollably] just come home [end]” (16)
09. “Hey, it’s October… you know the weird goth girl in music class? I was wondering if you still wanted those piano lessons… I can do them in the morning or after school or whenever really… I mean it’s all up to you [sigh] I probably sound desperate [pauses] I can’t believe I said that! [laughs] Um, call me yeah?” (18)
08. “You should know who this is by now [giggles] but thanks for coming over… I don’t know what I’d do without you. I was wondering if you wanted to come over Friday night… my grandma has her bus trip the whole weekend and I don’t want to be stuck in the apartment alone. [pauses] clear your mind August, I’m not one of your cheerleading hussies. Just bring enough stuff to last until Monday and your guitar… You need to teach me some more chords.” (19)
07. “Hey man, congratulations on winning that radio contest. Heard it driving home from Brandon’s party. Bet Octo-goth gave you a great surprise huh? I’m just messing with yah! Have fun recording in studio, man you’re so lucky… I’d kill for a chance to record a demo in a pro studio!” (20)
06. “It’s October. My grandma’s not doing so great August, she’s been in the hospital for two days and I haven’t left… Could you bring me some clothes? And maybe just stay with me in the waiting room? Her surjery’s tonight… and I don’t want to be alone if something [voice cracks, pauses, sighs] just please get here… I need you.” (20)
05. “So you got the balls to propose to her huh? And she actually said yes? Hot damn congrats boy! You know you should call once and a while that way you’d recognize your own sisters voice. It’s March, and I suggest you and your bride march your ass to our families house so mom can see your bling!”(21)
04. “Sweet heart, please, you need to come to the hospital [sobs] the Doctor says it’s c-cancer [sobs] i-it’s not looking good [sobs] I need you.” (22)
03. “She’s dead, you’re famous, get over it already. It’s been a freaking year! I swear to god, change your ways man” (22)
02. “It’s your sister, June? You know, the fun one. Listen, Maybe rebounding with all this hookups isn’t a good idea. I saw you in the tabloids again… maybe you should calm it down? I know you’re big and famous record seller with a tragic past [pauses] just try and cool it, please?”(23)
01. “Hey, I have a proposition for you. How would you like to go on tour? Call me back at [insert number here] and we’ll discuss” (24)
Nine tabloid headlines or titles of stories he’s been in:
09. Upcoming Artist August Sweets! Does he have what it takes?
08. The Music scenes ten hottest solo artists!
07. August Sweets, another fling?
06. Artists styles you should follow!
05. What does the music really mean?
04. How smoking destroys
03. Top songs of the week!
02. my kind of sweets
01. From small town to big time tour! How August Sweets did it
Eight personality traits:
08. Charming
07. Flirty
06. Kind
05. Untrusting
04. Defensive
03. Paranoid
02. Grieving
01. Guilty
Seven favourite super heroines:
07. Storm
06. Jubilee
05. Black Widow
04. Kitty Pride
03. Black Canary
02. Rogue
01. Wonder Woman
Six names of his future children:
06. Valentine
05. Sylvia
04. Darin
03. Adonis
02. Jade
01. April
Five rules he lives by
05. Don’t treat someone like dirt. You don’t know their story, you don’t know what they’ve been through.
04. If you’re going to drink, make sure the bartender has your keys because you’re to messed up to drive and probably won’t be able to walk home either
03. Love one person at a time. If there’s more than one girl, or guy, in your life then it sure as hell isn’t love. It’s lust.
02. Lust after whoever you want, but keep your standards high and always have condoms. You never know what other peoples standards are
01. Don’t do anything to please other people, do it please yourself
Four important dates
04. April Fourteenth (The day his sister killed herself)
03. February fourteenth (The day he asked October out)
02. October Twentieth (The day October Died)
01. January seventh (The day the wedding was supposed to be)
Three favourite songs to cover:
03. I want to hold your hand – the Beatles (Personal Favourite)
02. Good Enough – Evanescence (Octobers Favourite)
01. You Had Me At Hello – A Day to Remember (Personal Favourite)
Two favourite video games
02. Sims
01. Call of Duty
One Tattoo
01. A small white rose on his ankle dedicated to his deceased fiancé October click!
15. Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
14. Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
13. I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
12. Technically my penis started a fight tonight
11. At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
10. Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
09. it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
08. Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
07. i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
06. he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
05. Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
04. You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
03. Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
02. I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
01. And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Fourteen favourite Songs:
14. Never Take Friendship Personal - Anberlin
13. Uneasy Hearts Weigh the Most – Dance Gavin Dance
12. Thanks For the Memories – Fall Out Boy
11. Oh Ellin - GOB
10. The Webs We Weave – Escape the Fate
09. Good Girls, Bad Guys – Falling in Reverse
08. Burning Hearts – Silverstein
07. Sex Life – D.R.U.G.S.
06. Small Town Dead – Bleeker Ridge
05. Bruises and Bitemarks – Good With Grenades
04. The End - Silverstein
03. Crawling – Linkin Park
02. No Reason – Sum 41
01. Vices – Silverstein
Thirteen favourite movie quotes:
13. “The world is so different in the daylight. In the dark, your fantasies get so out of hand. But in the daylight everything falls back into place again.” – Carnival of Sins
12. “Don’t you want to take a leap of faith? Or become an old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone?” – Inception
11. Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns. – The Breakfast Club
10. "I dunno what the hell’s in there, but it’s weird and pissed off, whatever it is." – the Thing
09. "It’s not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ‘ideas’, and ‘thinking’…" – Beauty and the Beast
08. "I don’t want to get you drunk, but, ah, that’s a very fine Chardonnay you’re not drinking." – American Psycho
07. "Why would I not understand the context? I am the context." – We need to talk about Kevin
06. “Yeah, it’s St. Patty’s Day, everyone’s Irish tonight. Why don’t you just pull up a stool and have a drink with us?” – Boondock Saints
05. “I don’t know if we each have a destiny, or if we’re all just floatin’ around accidental-like on a breeze. But I, I think maybe it’s both.” – Forest Gump
04. “I want you to hit me, as hard as you can.” – Fight Club
03. “You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.” – Fight Club
02. “Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.” – Easy A
01. “Then I’m going to hell, because it’s all my fault” – Bridge to Terabithia
Twelve things I Always have on me:
12. iPod
11. Cell phone
10. Cash
09. Credit Card
08. ID
07. Fake ID
06. Extra Headphones
05. a pen
04. Small notebook
03. Lighter
02. Dead ex-fiancé’s engagement ring on a silver chain
01. Brass Knuckles
Eleven self quotes:
11. “Sexual endeavours aside, I’m a strong believer in random acts of kindness. I’ll buy a girl a rose for no reason because she looks sad, or pay for the coffee of the guy behind me in the drive through … help an old lady with her groceries or pay a parking metre, stupid little things… you never know how much it’s going to affect a person”
10. “My parents named me after the month I was born in, did it with all my siblings. I’ve got a May, a January, and a November… I’m just glad I wasn’t born in July”
09. “I don’t like passive girls, I like someone whose got some balls on her… metaphorically speaking. I’ve got no problem with the gays… I just prefer my tacos to my hotdogs”
08. “I used to smoke a pack a day, it was killing me… and then she died and I just quit cold turkey. She always told me my habit was going to kill me, I just didn’t think it’d kill her instead”
07. “I carry around brass knuckles. Everywhere. You never know what kind of psycho is lurking in the corner. I’m proud to say I’ve never attacked a fan, but bar brawls get pretty nasty and if you win people got a tendency not to forget… it’s the vendettas that make me cautious”
06. “Drugs are bad. Don’t do them. Stay in school. Study and don’t get a detention. Actually, no, do whatever the fuck you want. Life is boring without a little danger”
05. “Don’t expect a relationship ladies, I’m married to the music”
04. “People keep trying to put a label on me, like I’m a brand of clothes. I’m not, you can’t label my music because it’s mine. If I decide I want to be acoustic, then decide to be metal and then skip over to pop-punk, that’s my choice… not yours”
03. “Is it corny that I want to get married and have a six kids? Like, one older guy who’s smart and good with numbers and people, and then a girl who’s totally fashion savvy, and like twins who are opposites and one plays Bass and the other plays guitar, and then two little girls, one to shred the drums and one to destroy the vocal chords… Hell, I’m planning on giving birth to a band complete with manager and stylist... or adopting”
02. “I don’t do relationships. Something always come around and fucks you two ways to Sunday in the end. Fate can be cruel like that. Is that corny? [laughs] Fate, destiny, karma, I believe in that shit… and it’s all true.”
01. “You don’t have the right to tell someone they should kill themselves. I mean seriously, what the hell? I don’t care what you think about ‘em. If you don’t like their personality, or looks, or sexuality, or religion, you don’t have to! That’s the greatest thing about choices [pauses] you have them. Causing someone to get to that point of their lives where they want to jump off a bridge isn’t a good thing, you’re trying to play god. What’s worse you pretty much pulled that trigger, or pressed the blade against their skin, or shoved the pills down their throat. Man, if you don’t like someone then just don’t be around them! How hard is that?!”
Ten Voicemails (16 years old – now):
10. “August [sobs] it’s your mom [sobs] please come home honey [sobs] something awful happened [sobs] You’re sister April… [starts sobbing uncontrollably] just come home [end]” (16)
09. “Hey, it’s October… you know the weird goth girl in music class? I was wondering if you still wanted those piano lessons… I can do them in the morning or after school or whenever really… I mean it’s all up to you [sigh] I probably sound desperate [pauses] I can’t believe I said that! [laughs] Um, call me yeah?” (18)
08. “You should know who this is by now [giggles] but thanks for coming over… I don’t know what I’d do without you. I was wondering if you wanted to come over Friday night… my grandma has her bus trip the whole weekend and I don’t want to be stuck in the apartment alone. [pauses] clear your mind August, I’m not one of your cheerleading hussies. Just bring enough stuff to last until Monday and your guitar… You need to teach me some more chords.” (19)
07. “Hey man, congratulations on winning that radio contest. Heard it driving home from Brandon’s party. Bet Octo-goth gave you a great surprise huh? I’m just messing with yah! Have fun recording in studio, man you’re so lucky… I’d kill for a chance to record a demo in a pro studio!” (20)
06. “It’s October. My grandma’s not doing so great August, she’s been in the hospital for two days and I haven’t left… Could you bring me some clothes? And maybe just stay with me in the waiting room? Her surjery’s tonight… and I don’t want to be alone if something [voice cracks, pauses, sighs] just please get here… I need you.” (20)
05. “So you got the balls to propose to her huh? And she actually said yes? Hot damn congrats boy! You know you should call once and a while that way you’d recognize your own sisters voice. It’s March, and I suggest you and your bride march your ass to our families house so mom can see your bling!”(21)
04. “Sweet heart, please, you need to come to the hospital [sobs] the Doctor says it’s c-cancer [sobs] i-it’s not looking good [sobs] I need you.” (22)
03. “She’s dead, you’re famous, get over it already. It’s been a freaking year! I swear to god, change your ways man” (22)
02. “It’s your sister, June? You know, the fun one. Listen, Maybe rebounding with all this hookups isn’t a good idea. I saw you in the tabloids again… maybe you should calm it down? I know you’re big and famous record seller with a tragic past [pauses] just try and cool it, please?”(23)
01. “Hey, I have a proposition for you. How would you like to go on tour? Call me back at [insert number here] and we’ll discuss” (24)
Nine tabloid headlines or titles of stories he’s been in:
09. Upcoming Artist August Sweets! Does he have what it takes?
08. The Music scenes ten hottest solo artists!
07. August Sweets, another fling?
06. Artists styles you should follow!
05. What does the music really mean?
04. How smoking destroys
03. Top songs of the week!
02. my kind of sweets
01. From small town to big time tour! How August Sweets did it
Eight personality traits:
08. Charming
07. Flirty
06. Kind
05. Untrusting
04. Defensive
03. Paranoid
02. Grieving
01. Guilty
Seven favourite super heroines:
07. Storm
06. Jubilee
05. Black Widow
04. Kitty Pride
03. Black Canary
02. Rogue
01. Wonder Woman
Six names of his future children:
06. Valentine
05. Sylvia
04. Darin
03. Adonis
02. Jade
01. April
Five rules he lives by
05. Don’t treat someone like dirt. You don’t know their story, you don’t know what they’ve been through.
04. If you’re going to drink, make sure the bartender has your keys because you’re to messed up to drive and probably won’t be able to walk home either
03. Love one person at a time. If there’s more than one girl, or guy, in your life then it sure as hell isn’t love. It’s lust.
02. Lust after whoever you want, but keep your standards high and always have condoms. You never know what other peoples standards are
01. Don’t do anything to please other people, do it please yourself
Four important dates
04. April Fourteenth (The day his sister killed herself)
03. February fourteenth (The day he asked October out)
02. October Twentieth (The day October Died)
01. January seventh (The day the wedding was supposed to be)
Three favourite songs to cover:
03. I want to hold your hand – the Beatles (Personal Favourite)
02. Good Enough – Evanescence (Octobers Favourite)
01. You Had Me At Hello – A Day to Remember (Personal Favourite)
Two favourite video games
02. Sims
01. Call of Duty
One Tattoo
01. A small white rose on his ankle dedicated to his deceased fiancé October click!
KATHERINE |SWEET SIXTEEN AND NEVER BEEN KISSED| TREE YEARS | EASTERN IN CANADA, MY IGLOO GET’S SHODDY RECEPTION SOMETIMES
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